BREAKING NEWS: David Hasselhoff thinks Kitt was GAY.

In a celebrity gay shocker more outrageous than when GEORGE MICHAEL came out, DAVID HASSELHOFF revealed that Kitt, the talking car from KNIGHT RIDER, might have just been a friend of Dorothy. He told students on a recent trip to Dublin, "We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on 'Knight Rider.' Kitt was constantly asking, 'Do you want me to take you home Michael?' in that very camp voice of his." I, for one, am STUNNED.