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Friday, September 29, 2006

GREY GARDENS AWARD OF THE DAY: Adam Ant.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

ACTUAL VIDEO OF ASHLEE SIMPSON IN CHICAGO!

Okay, so she's no MELANIE GRIFFITH, but she's not all that bad. But she does seem to think that she's performing on Broadway, not the West End. And she seems to think it's okay to call a Broadway show "a Broadway." You've got to get a load of this:



Wednesday, September 27, 2006

CLAYMATE PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED:




Tuesday, September 26, 2006

DLISTERS TAKE TO THE STAGE! YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.

ASHLEE SIMPSON in CHICAGO:DONNY OSMOND in BEAUTY AND THE BEAST:HAYLIE DUFF in HAIRSPRAY:

MEL GIBSON CONTINUES CAMPAIGN OF CRAZY:


“"I don'’t wanna be a doomsayer, but the Mayan calendar ends in 2012. So have fun, boys and girls!" - MEL GIBSON

Thursday, September 21, 2006

CELEBRITY WEAVES OF THE DAMNED: All-Star Edition!





MOVIES ARE OFFICIALLY OVER.

Here are some actual projects in the works:

Exhibit A: DAVID BECKHAM BIOPIC STARRING KATIE HOLMES AS POSH SPICE.



Exhibit B: DISNEY JUNGLE CRUISE MOVIE



Exhibit C: I NOW PRONOUCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY (costarring David Spade).


Tuesday, September 19, 2006

HASSELHOFF OF THE DAY:


HASSELHOFF FAN OF THE DAMNED HASSELHOFF!

RELIGIOIUS QUOTE OF THE DAMNED:


(on Ashlee & Jessica Simpson):


"Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness. Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell." - Reverend Bob Harrington

CELEBRITY BEVERAGE AD OF THE DAMNED: LaToya Jackson

CELEBRITY PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED: Madonna.

Monday, September 18, 2006

HASSELHOFF OF THE DAY:

SLIGHTLY DAZED HASSELHOFF!

CELEBRITY PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED: Elton John.


ALL I HAVE TO SAY TODAY:

Friday, September 15, 2006

HASSELHOFF OF THE DAY:


COAT SIGNING HASSELHOFF!

GAY CELEBRITY PARTY PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED: Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl



FLIPPIN SWEET: Napoleon Dynamite's Wife is Preggers.

Napoleon Dynamite's Heder, Wife Expecting | Jon Heder
Napoleon Dynamite star JON HEDER and his wife, Kirsten, are expecting their first child. Heder, 28, who stars in the upcoming School for Scoundrels, first alluded to the good news during a Hollywood Foreign Press news conference at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills on Thursday. Heder met his wife, Kirsten, at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah.

GAY STORE POSTER OF THE DAMNED: The Little Dog Laughed.

BARBARA WALTERS HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT:

If you ever thought that BARBARA WALTERS might have jumped the shark, lost it, or just had a stroke, here is proof positive. Also, it's hilarious:




Thursday, September 14, 2006

HASSELHOFF OF THE DAY:


SOMEWHAT SLY HASSELHOFF!

THE GREATEST THING YOUR EYES WILL EVER SEE:

Just trust me on this one. It's from THE DAILY SHOW and involves that commercial for Geico with LITTLE RICHARD, so you know it's on the level. Please just watch:



Wednesday, September 13, 2006

HASSELHOFF OF THE DAY:


LOOKING FOR FREEDOM HASSELHOFF!

RADAR'S BACK +STEPHEN BALDWIN HAS A BOOK =


THE FUNNIEST ARTICLE SINCE THAT ONE WHERE THEY TRIED TO GET STAR JONES TO ENTER AN EATING CONTEST! No, but really. First off, STEPHEN BALDWIN is now a born-again Christian who wrote a book called THE UNUSUAL SUSPECT: MY CALLING TO THE NEW HARDCORE MOVEMENT OF FAITH.

WAH? Exactly. Let's just say that this article is HIGHLY recommended. Here is a sampling:
Radar: So can you name the seven deadly sins?
SB: Dude, I'm totally clueless.

Radar: Lust, greed, sloth, gluttony, wrath, envy, pride.
SB: Although wrath in the Bible isn't a sin.

Radar: Not in the hands of God, but it is in the hands of a mortal.
SB: Hey, you're pretty hip to this whole deal. Are you like some Jesus freak?

Radar: We did a little homework. Which deadly sin have you been most guilty of in your life?
SB: Wow. What's sloth?


For the full monty, CLICK HERE.

SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE: Ashlee Simpson in CHICAGO.

Starting in London September 25 playing the role of ROXIE HART for 6 weeks.

YOUTUBE "THE" BAND EXPLOSION:

Well it's another slow news day, so I dug deep into the nethers of YouTube to find some choice videos of my current fav "the" bands, just for you!


First up - PHOENIX. I just saw them at Webster Hall last night, and these French dudes put on one kickin' show. Thomas Mars' baby mama, Sofia Coppola, was no where to be seen, but we all had fun without her nonetheless. Here is a "promo" video they made for their single, LONG DISTANCE CALL. If it isn't the most bizarre music video you've ever seen, it's certainly the Frenchest:





Second up - THE SPINTO BAND. I'm seeing these Delaware dudes next month and I can't wait. Their pseudo-stop-animation video for MANDY makes the wait that much harder. It also makes you long for the early days of MTV, when it was all about music and "technology."




Third up - RAZORLIGHT. These Brit dudes are my new "the" band finds, and are quickly trying to win my heart by being, well, awesome.




THE ANNUNCIATION OF JLO:

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

HASSELHOFF OF THE DAY:


BEACH CRUISIN' HASSELHOFF!

YEP, DAKOTA FANNING IS CREEPY.

GOOD PARENTING QUOTE OF THE DAY:


(on TomKat & TomKitten's recent VANITY FAIR cover) "Are you kidding me? Putting your f**king child on the cover of Vanity Fair?. Are they out of their minds? Using a child as a PR prop? Argh. In the grand scheme of things fame pales in comparison to family and child-rearing. I don't know Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I really cannot for a second fathom the mind set of parents who would sell pictures of their children and use their children to get better press coverage. I'm sorry, I try not to be too judgemental, but it's gross." - MOBY

WHAT THE EFF: SNAKES ON A REALITY SHOW?!?!


Seemingly legit notice:

Seeking contestants for new reality show. Must send photo with inquiry. Influenced by the movie
Snakes On A Plane, a new reality series is taking form. Distribution channels are still being negotiated.Borrowing from the momentum set by what is quickly becoming a cult classic, Snakes On A Plane, this reality show will provide drama, suspense and consequences unlike any seen on any show. Synopsis: 20 contestants (10 male/10 female) travel by commercial aircraft to 10 different cities around the world. With the crew and pilots secure, the contestants will share the cabin area with 200 snakes. 5 of the 200 are poisonous. Each flight will be between 5 -12 hours in length. The reward at the end of each flight will be a day spent in luxury visiting the exotic destination city. Contestants can then choose to fly 3 friends out and extend their visit for week, all expense paid OR get back on the flight for the next leg of the competition. If at any time a contestant is bit by any of the 5 poisonous snake, antivenom will be administered and they will be eliminated. The contestant(s) that manage to survive through all 10 cities will win a reward still to be determined. Serious casting inquiries only. Contact the casting agent at lcaa_productions@yahoo.com

CELEBRITY PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED: Carmen Electra.

Monday, September 11, 2006

HASSELHOFF OF THE DAY:


CAR STRADDLING HASSELHOFF!

EVA LONGORIA TO FOLLOW IN MISCHA BARTON'S FOOTSTEPS?


Apparently, much like MISCHA BARTON, EVA LONGORIA wants to focus on film roles rather than TV. This has led basically everyone on the internet to suspect that she will be killed off this season's DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, hopefully in a Barton-esque car crash/car explosion. But I think these bitches need to learn a thing or two from Sir DAVID CARUSO, unless they have a big hankering to end up on CSI: MIAMI.

METH ADDICTION QUOTE OF THE DAY:


"It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with. I dug deep as to why I got there. It's the drug that's addicting. But it's why you start doing it in the first place that's interesting. A lot of it was being a child actor; I learned to suppress feelings." - FERGIE

WHAT THE EFF COUPLE OF THE MOMENT:

ORLANDO BLOOM and KATE BOSWORTH have apparently ended their relationship yet again. The pair are always on and off again and things have seemed to cooled down. Just days after splitting from Kate, Orlando has set his eyes on none other than UMA THURMAN. The pair got cozy on the set of a Honda commercial, Uma was shooting. Witness said: "Orlando and Uma have been spending a lot of time together. He came down to visit her on the set of a Honda commercial she was shooting and they looked very comfortable around one another."

I think I speak for everyone when I say WHAT THE EFF?!?!?!?!

CELEBRITY PHOTOSPREAD OF THE DAMNED: Janet Jackson.