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Thursday, May 25, 2006

BURNING QUESTIONS FROM LAST NIGHT'S LOST!

1. Am I watching gay porn?I mean...this is all of Chelsea's wet dream. All the hot guys on the island shirtless or semi-shirtless on a boat. Wait, not porn? Okay just checking. In that case, do we think they'll actually end up using this boat next season to...you know...try to get off that island? Nah, too easy.

2. How does that guitar stay in tune?I mean...they're on a tropical island. Wouldn't the humidity really do a number on that thing? Also, why hasn't Charlie composed any island hits yet or at least started to play a lot of Jimmy Buffett or started some campfire sing-alongs? Oh, right. Because Charlie is useless.

3. Why is Mr. Eko the only one who looks like he's actually living on an island?Remember how the hatch has a WASHER AND DRYER IN IT? Everyone else on this island has been taking advantage of that, but Eko is still walking around wearing clothes like he's the Hulk. Someone please get Queer Eye on the horn! Wait, that show is still on right?

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