GAYCON COMBUSTION!

In a story that will surely send Chelsea, the village, P-Town and San Fran into a hot fuss, Cyndi Lauper told Neil Sean of Sky News she's hoping to team up with Madonna on a project soon. "I've been given the change in the past to write with her but, as yet, it's never come off." she said "We're both admirers of each other's work and she wants to get together so this is going to be the year." You heard it here, kiddies - 2006 is officially the GAYEST YEAR EVER. And by gayest, I do mean awesomist.