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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

BITCH FIGHT OF THE MILLENIUM!

TOO DELICIOUS TO BE TRUE: Apparently, RICHARD GERE thinks that SLY STALLONE started that vicious "rumor" about him (you know, that gerbil one). This, according to....SLY STALLONE HIMSELF! But why would Gere think such a thing? Well apparently, the two had a bit of a tiff on the set of the classic film, LORDS OF FLATBUSH. This is the story, verbatim, from SLY:
Sly said, “I was eating a hotdog and he climbs in with a half a chicken covered in mustard with grease nearly dripping out of the aluminum wrapper. I said, ‘That thing is going to drip all over the place.’ He said, ‘Don’t worry about it.’ I said, ‘If it gets on my pants you’re gonna know about it.’ He proceeds to bite into the chicken and a small, greasy river of mustard lands on my thigh. I elbowed him in the side of the head and basically pushed him out of the car. The director had to make a choice: one of us had to go, one of us had to stay.”
So not only did Sly get Gere thrown off the film, but he also started a terrible rumor about him? But...he didn't? But...that's what Sly thinks Gere thinks? Omg, these two better pass each other a note before study hall and get this cleared up!



Wednesday, November 15, 2006

CELEBRITY PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED: All-Star Edition!





Thursday, October 26, 2006

TRAILERPALOOZA!

This is the time of year when all sorts of good movies start coming out for Oscar season. So get ready for some new trailers, all written and directed by former stars that Hollywood doesn't care about anymore!
First up is the trailer for COME EARLY MORNING starring ASHLEY JUDD and written and directed by JOEY LAUREN ADAMS. This got a great reception at Sundance earlier this year, with special kudos to Judd, whose other Oscar season movie, BUG, just got pushed to 2007. Check it here.
Second up is the trailer for BOBBY about the assassination of Robert Kennedy, written, directed by, and starring EMILIO ESTEVEZ along with dozens of starlets time forgot, including DEMI MOORE, HELEN HUNT, SHARON STONE, and ELIJAH WOOD. Check it here.

Lastly is the trailer for FARCE OF THE PENGUINS, a parody of last year's MARCH OF THE PENGUINS written, directed by, and starring BOB SAGET as the voice of one of the penguins. The only plus is that this is narrated by SIR SAMUEL L. JACKSON. Otherwise, it looks like the stinker of the year. Check it here.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

IF YOU LIKE JACK BLACK AND PIRACY...

...you're gonna love this. Because it's a clip of JACK BLACK talking about piracy. Movie and music piracy.




Tuesday, October 24, 2006

NEW GWEN STEFANI SINGLE:


If you like yodeling and pseudo-raps, you're gonna LOVE this. Check it here.

CELEBRITY PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED: Lisa Rinna.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

THE LIZA & DAVID SHOW RELEASED FROM THE CRYPTKEEPERS VAULTS!

Remember when LIZA MINNELLI married DAVID GEST? Remember (before the ugly divorce and the alcoholism) when they were still "happy"? Remember when THEY DECIDED TO HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY SHOW? Well, it happened. They filmed a pilot but it was never aired due to aforementioned ugly divorce. But now, thanks to the miracle of the internet, the first episode has been found and can be watched in three easy-to-digest installments! FUN DRINKING GAME: A cosmo for every time David says "my wife" - you'll be trashed within 30 seconds.


PART ONE: THE COFFEE TABLE
Includes such moments as: The happy couple getting served food by SYLVIA, Liza telling BEYONCE that she smells good, David buying LL COOL J albums, and Liza getting a dance lesson from former BRITNEY choreographer, WADE ROBESON and David discussing THE ELEPHANT MAN'S BONES.




PART TWO: THE HELP
Includes such moments as: an 8-year-old boy doing a spot-on impersonation of Liza, an appearances by RAY CHARLES, TINA KNOWLES, ISAAC MIZRAHI, SANDRA BERNHARD, LUTHER VANDROSS, LIZ SMITH, and ANASTASIA (who sneaks Liza some chocolate).



PART THREE: THE PARTY
Includes such moments as: David freaking out about a stain on a carpet, a Ray Charles / Liza duet, David showing his memorabilia collection to KELLY ROWLAND, DOMINICK DUNNE panning ANNA NICOLE SMITH's reality show, a Luther Vandross / Liza duet (with ASHFORD & SIMPSON), Liza bringing it home with a rendition of "Maybe this Time" for David (plus the one time you can see David sans sunglasses).




THE WORLD WAS DENIED SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL WITHOUT THIS SHOW. Sigh.

REMEMBER: WALK THE DINOSAUR.

I was just reminded about the WAS (NOT WAS) song, WALK THE DINOSAUR, and now I urge you to both watch this video AND bring back this dance. The electric slide doesn't have shit on this thing!



ANDY DICK AS THE GREAT PUMPKIN ON THE MARTHA SHOW

So obvs I DVR Martha every day (as everyone should) and the other day, none other than ANDY DICK stopped by to eff with Martha's master plan of making delightful carved pumpkins. Not only does he trump her on the decoration, he gets a little carried away with costuming himself in...pumpkin. Also, I firmly believe that they are the new ODD COUPLE. They need to take this act on the road!




Tuesday, October 17, 2006

CELEBRITY PHOTOS OF THE DAMNED: K-Fed.